rob1976 Member

"I smell sex & candy here..."

I'm a fan of newer art like Luis Royo

Hot Rod

My first wife complained and made excuses about changing her last name, so she never did it. That's just one of a million reasons why she's the EX-wife. When I met my current wife, I told her in no uncertain terms that she was going to take my name. Not hyphenate it, not put it off, not ignore it, and not complain about…

I am the PROTOTYPE Aries. And today is my birthday,

Her

That is precisely why I cannot accept friend requests from anyone but family - I couldn't separate fitness support from excessive flirting. My inbox started filling with topless photos and my wife found them...

Only every guy I've ever met ever...

While they're trying to get into your man's pants...

It's usually because they can't unless one or both people are horribly unattractive...and then it's still an anomaly if they can pull it off.

So, your new diet plan is to be $10 poorer everyday...

If I were a bachelor, I'd stock my fridge with just their food. Already prepared, tasty, and easy to organize. The sodium levels aren't as insane as you would think. Compare it to a Lunchable...

This should be fun. Atheistic Modern Satanist

I will avoid confrontations by simply stating that I am of "other religious affiliation"...

Pow & Mia Yes, I'm a Veteran

I am hairy like animal.

Sure

Kraft Mac & Cheese

"Living well is the best revenge." ---George Herbert

Date

Under Armour has a sports bra with your name all over it (actually, it's their name, but I digress...)

I tuned out after you said "Dr. Oz"...

Only days that end in 'y'

@munsterisque PASS The crack scares me

Hellman's or GTFO

It is the dream of almost every woman - to find a guy that has something "wrong" with him and "fix" him.

Sorry to hear you got stuck with a Vanilla Less-Than-Thrilla. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. I frankly think there's something wrong with people that try to paint BDSM like it is some sort of abuse!

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