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no.

I don't think calorie counts on cardio machines are accurate, so i usually eat back 75% or so of what they give me. Less when i think the number is outrageously high.

i cry.

I've seen some of the things you cook. You'd never get out of the kitchen at my house.

Actually, MFP sets your protein goals very low, imo. I aim for around 110-120 grams of protein a day. I wouldn't self diagnose using google. The smell could've been caused by something else entirely.

The fact that i don't NEED alcohol to have fun makes me the opposite of dull. And if you want to talk age, too bad your 44 years of life experience brought you so little wisdom.

Kindly GTFO. What are you doing in a thread about sobriety talking about how people should have a drink once in a while? And if you BINGE drink once a week, you have a problem.

Coke zero.

Well... this is awkward.

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I think you should contact DR Oz and convince him that all those things you listed cause cancer in humans. Wait till Oz-watching people cut all that from their diets, then eat their brains. Those will likely be smaller than average, but better than nothing, right?

That's a brainless accusation.

Jeez. Liven up a little.

is that the same as unsuccessfully eating a donut?

I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

I'm slightly jealous. No squats for boobs, unfortunately. If surgery didn't scare the hell out of me, i'd probably buy a pair too.

Some restaurants give you tap water. I ain't drinking that.

Somewhere between 120-125. I am 5'5.5''.

I'd get the most expensive pair of breasts there is, make him foot the bill, then dump his *kitten*. But that's just me.

I don't do abs.

How YOU doin'?

Talking in the mirror again? Such introspection.

I like chubbies.

I am not trying to change it, i am trying to improve it.

You lucky *kitten*. I mean..uhmm..congrats on your upcoming nuptials.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

Here's a good reason to watch it: Also. that is my favorite quote in the movie. You should read the book too. It's short, only took me a few hours.

Now i'm sad. No one ever gets my movie references. I even made this one easy.

Thanks for the warning.