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I'm a cafeteria lady and I'm awesome with a mashed potato scoop.
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Your username is just so to the point. wow. Straight to business. Your abs will arrive in 2-4 business days, Mr wantabsguy
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I like to think I'd turn into some badass but "realistically" speaking, I'd probably just accept my fate and sit in my dorm eating doritos mumbling something like "This isn't what I meant when I said I hope class is canceled tomorrow."
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What's green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table You know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind
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When I was younger there was a weird mixture of Pokemon, Digimon, Aaron Carter and Avril Lavigne. Now there's an ad for burrito tasting, a picture of a blowfish, and All Time Low. You know, the normal stuff.
