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Sandwich Corp has released its latest product. They claim it will improve the customer experience and enhance nutritional efficiency. Judge for yourself: I say robot sandwiches are a secret mecha-tronic army that will rise up to enslave us all. A. Hippy
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Don't feel guilty the Earl engineers sandwiches to confuse the mind keeping you away from sources of truth such as MFP. Avoid sandwiches, clarity of thought will return and so will daily check-ins
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In this case unfortunately not. Sandwiches are a poison every single one does physical and mental harm. This is not true of booze where the risk is too much of a good thing. remember: if you can't shake it don't take it.
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Having already revealed the loathesome origins of the Earl and his near total control of Big Sandwich today in my letterbox Nowhere is safe from the Sandwich Corp stand-over men A. Hippy
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The Earl of Sandwich seeing that the tide may turn against the sandwich-industrial complex is making preparations for the imminent return of the Star Blazers. He is currently training a dark army of: TOASTED SOLDIERS
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Great news. The UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon has announced he is using his emergency powers to re-call from the farthest reaches of the galaxy: The Star Blazers In combination with Voltron Force the Star Blazers will be able to bring an end to all of the Earl's bready schemes utilising the wholesome technology of the…
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1. For sure. Mutant and everyone else have done a great job. I will continue to stand with the forces of healthfulness against the Earl.
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fresh made garlic aioli or mayonnaise.
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yep
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Its not just race it is class too. Think how oppressive the over-privileged crust cut-off sandwiches are lording it over other bread based meals. Don't even get me started on those inbred twits the little triangle sandwich at their closed shop gentleman's club morning teas.
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In addition a great deal of make-up consists of powders which mean they can be consumed as shakes. Make-up is probably made from whey.
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If they make the sandwich then you will have revealed one of the Dark Earl's minions hidden among us. Immediately slaughter them smoke and air cure their filthy carcass. Down with the Earl of Sandwich
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Wraps may be OK. Remember the Evil Earl of Sandwich focuses his dread powers by using two slices of bread. Never consume a bread like food that has multiple layers. Souvlaki, Tortilla wraps and Rotis will be safe so long as there is only one flour based item and it is rolled in the shape considered by the majority of the…
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The only legitimate explanation is: Heroin Sandwiches
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Don't lose heart. Your cause is just and noble. Those whose hearts are pure and bellies clean will stand with you against the Earl and his dark-army of filthy subway sandwich-artist minions.
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So hard I can't get my hand back
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Sandwich apologist, pannini denier Salt, sugar and fat are the only wholesome parts of a sandwich and even they can be improved when micronised, flavoured and made into a shake. Truly thou art a handmaiden of the loathesome Earl of Sandwich
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From Voltron Force HQ: "Evil is back. The Dread Earl has returned with a dark sandwich that can destroy the galaxy. Our only hope, the Voltron Force: A team of five heroic pilots that control five awesome robot lions. When the Earl's monstrous Robo-baguettes attack, the lions come together to form Voltron, Defender of the…
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Would you eat rat poison if it was in your lunch? Be safe and stick with healthy whey isolates in shake-form
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Can it be Voltron?
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Kapow: you are entirely correct. Soon this mad-man will be consuming even bats between two slices of whole-grain poison.
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Mint Flavoured Gold dust :)
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Further investigation of the president of SICK the Earl of Sandwich has brought to light the following shocking information: 1. The Earl claims to have invented the sandwich (what wholesome food requires invention); 2. The Earl indicated that his so called invention enabled him to remain at table whilst playing cards…
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Today at a meeting of the Sandwich Industry Council of Knowledge, the council president the Earl of Sandwich made the ludicrous claim that there was no scientifically accepted link between the consumption of sandwiches and progeria. Bro-Scientists have shown in study after study that any food not consumed as an admixture…
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7.5
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10 for a PT Belt very safe
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8 indeed sir
