gilmore606 Member

it's for hooking up but like most sites like that you gotta pretend like it's not for that at all and like you just wanna go get a burger or some *kitten* but yeah it's for hooking up 100% don't let anyone snow you on this key point

MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD.

I CAN OPEN A CAN OF PRINGLES WITH JUST MY HANDS AND A SPOON AND A CAN OPENER.

HUJGLHGLAJALHGHLAGHLUAGHARAR. OW. CHOKING. URF THERE IT WENT.

WELL LONG STORY SHORT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "DONGAZINE" AND I'M STILL OVERWEIGHT AND MY MOUTH HURTS

MY WEB BASED SOAP OPERA WAS A WEB BASED DISASTER

FAITH BASED MAGIC SHOW IN THE BREAK ROOM AT 3PM PLEASE ATTEND

I took up running and gained 600 pounds. I died. Don't let it happen to you.

This forum is like the short bus broke down in front of a singles bar on its way to Planet Fitness.

this thread aint sanitary bro i'm just sayin

I LIKE APPLESAUCE

ayy lmao

amon amarth is my favorite weightlifting music by far iron maiden is my jam for running

EVERY MORNING I CRAP THE BED.

bro i'll be honest i came in here to troll this thread but looks like you got that covered so keep up the good work and rock on with your trolly self peace out

bro i got a great plan for you are ya ready for this here it comes eat fewer calories than you burn each day guarantee youll fix that insulin pcos problem or whatever it is you're on about you feel me broham

bro where the big booty ladies at

bro that **** is vile for real

bro you gotta weigh yourself 8, 10, more times a day, after every activity you do. you gotta know what activities cause weight loss. so maybe you made a powerpoint presentation, weigh yourself before and after...you gained 0.1 lbs? no more powerpoint for you, that's a fat magnet. pretty soon you got a list of all the stuff…

bro you gotta keep in mind your weights gonna be slightly different depending on the phase of the moon due to tidal forces and what have you ya feel me

does beating off count?

74 days bro good luck

bro if the laws you mean are the ones about drinking all my gin and setting my carpet on fire while im out gettin more gin at the kwik mart then count me in i aint picky about that hygiene part though realtalk

bro if you look at a banana you'll see it was created by god to fit the shape of a human hand, now why would he do that if they were bad for you? dialectic logic bro eat them bananas all you want

bro look it up right here on MFP fruit aint got no calories eat a ton of it every day and you'll turn into captain planet maybe you might need some gilby's gin to go with it tho is the only thing ok peace

bro i'm not a doctor but i gotta say i drank nothin but gilby's gin for three weeks and i turned into captain planet you feel me

based on that creepy pic ima say jon benet ramsey

bro you know that primal scream therapy what you need is to do that but with food i'm talkin about cheeseburgers til you want to die you feel me well hope that helps peace

bro don't listen to these haters talkin about a lifestyle change and healthy choices what you need is a magic bullet and cabbage soup is the weight assassinating fully automatic battle rifle of magic diets take it from me peace out

bro you need that cabbage soup diet works every time and cabbage is way cheap