SofaKingRad_II

Welcome!

Stinky

Yep.

That is not cool.

I'm a horrible friend. Just ask anyone on my friend list!

I need to get my *kitten* in shape here.

HI!

I'm one of the most positive people I know! I'm positive I suck at being supportive :(

I can just hear the *kitten* behind your computers right now. :o

I love it when a chick has a hairy back...MMMM MMM MMMM

No. I don't really talk to anyone here anymore.

Coffee is amazing.

I'm alone too. My friends hate me. Oh wait, I haven't seen them on here because I haven't been on here in awhile.

No.

No, but I drove up on a couple boinking at an intersection that was in the middle of nowhere. They were very shocked! Have you ever been caught doing something you shouldn't while eating a quesadilla? Me either.

I don't get PMs so I don't have an MFP lover :'(

Right here.

"Well, you tried...."

*****. <-- oh look they blocked that :happy:

The last time I tried that she backed away, kicked me in the nuts, and slapped my face. When she slapped my face her nail just got in my eye and boy oh boy it started watering. It looked like she made me cry! In front of 50 of my closest friends!!! So I looked super sensitive and she felt bad so she tried to kiss me and I…

Friday - Rebecca Black

YOU STILL EAT FAST FOOD SOMETIMES??? GIRRRRLLL YOU SO NAAUUUGHTTY!!!

Have you tried Craigslist Casual Encounters? Put an ad up. You'll meet a lot of guys! And you'll have a lot of guys wanting to meat you!

Nah, that's just something he tells you to make it feel better :D

Someone deleted me recently. I'm offended and hurt. And as soon as I find out who did it (because I don't know who it is...mostly because I don't care) I'm going to let them know I'm offended and hurt. No one can delete me. My whole self esteem is founded on my MFP friend list :cry:

You just were hearing me breathe while hiding in the corner.

40J? Holy hell! What do you wear on your back as a counter weight? That's gotta be rough to run with.

SWEET!

Make some MFP friends. They will hold you accountable each day. They've really helped me!