MysteriousMerlin Member

Sweet. I make it an almost daily mission to post bad jokes.

Thank you. I'm not a rapid dog owner, but I do have 3 dogs. Would I bring them to your house? Nope. Will I need to leave earlier than others to take care of my pets? Of course.

Nice, cheesey, chili covered nachos :love:

I wear a 7.5, and also double-tie my laces. Friends 4 lief?!

Sugar makes me not kill people with my coffee spoon. So, more people get to live out their meager little lives to the fullest, just because I eat candy.

This, I like the banana flavored one. I also like yoplait greek 100 brand

No, that's okra.

use the tags [ img] <--before the pic link and [/ img] <--- after the pic link (lose the spaces though

Nope, just call me Spaghetti Arms McGee.

Imagine someone licking their finger and touching each one.

My eyes and my lips. The hubby likes boobs and butt.

To clarify, "no mix" could mean not using a pre-made mix, such as a cake mix in a box, or it could mean no stirring.

June 8th

I like Kraft Light Balsamic Vinegrette, it's tasty and just 25 cals per serving.

Lead call center rep for a hospital switchboard.

Grilled or roasted mushrooms with a litle bit of hamburger or steak seasoning. I spray them with olive oil cooking spray.

I laughed waaaaaaaay too long at this...

Extremely.

:drinker:

1. Disturbed 2. Metallica 3. Nightwish 4. Shinedown 5. Garth Brooks

edit for spelling like a 6 year old.

A friend of mine has a Legend of Zelda Triforce on his arm. I am MAD jelly.

My thought on the subject is, I'm losing weight FOR MYSELF. I don't take a poll on why I should or shouldn't. It's no one else's business (as long as I'm doing so in a safe and healthy manner). I'm sorry to say, would you REALLY not be attracted to your husband if he lost weight? I'm an old married gal myself, and while my…

You make showering a major priority, correct? Same concept. You don't have to be perfect; you only need continuous effort, a conscientious desire to improve your health. You'll have days where you get off track. No biggie. Don't use a few days wandering off the path as an excuse to STAY off the path.

You can do it, baby! Keep strong! Nothing's holding you back now, focus on you!

My doctor suspects I may have it, as it's more of a "we're ruled out a lot of other things, so this may be it" type of diagnosis. I am more successful with weight loss if I can exercise regularly (3-4 times/week) and keep my carbs lower (around 100-120g). It's a struggle, if I fall off the wagon even a little, I gain it…

Haha. I'm a peer interviewer at a hospital, we rotate through about 90 questions (5-6 questions per applicant). This is actually a great question, as we're looking to see if you are able to handle situations that are likely more personal in nature, rather than a work-related conflict. It's essentially a team-oriented…

Definitely see a difference! And you're beautiful!

Please do. She should be more aware of the underlying issues, and it doesn't seem she is.

The key being, you were a normal weight for your size. A lot of women today just aren't, or THINK they aren't. 30+ years ago, did you have the same kinds of ads that exist today? Did you have self-esteem issues? Did you place your appearance above all the rest of your attributes? A lot of women do today, unfortunately. The…