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Put roofies into my drink and seduced me. She really wanted to have my kid!
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Was always hooking up with the construction workers instead of her husband.
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Nice a-s-s
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Would only bump the energizer bunny, not moi.
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Didn't know what an iron was
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Wouldn't wash her underwear especially after all of those unfortunate "accidents"
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Once a month with her. I had others to rotate throughout my schedule.
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Always wanted to have sex in the kitchen sink
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Wouldn't shower with me
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Too harsh on others and not accepting enough
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She was always grabbing my c-o-c-k around family functions
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She didn't like my flair for random a-s-s grabbing.
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She was coo-coo for my cocoa puff
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They were always fighting over me and wouldn't just 3-way cuddle.
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Didn't like cream in her pies
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Chuck Norris died years ago; Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him.
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Could never get her hand all the way around it (the rolling pin that is).
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Tea ONS
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Always brought an air nailer to bed, very odd.
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Considered nymphomania a "clinical disorder" and wouldn't own up to her actions.
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Gym date
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naughty books = the joy of cooking (which she never did)
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"do more than sleep" = eat crackers in bed while watching Gilmour Girls on full blast.
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Had a chicken he was always choking...very odd
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She confused wisdom for acceptance
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She was afraid
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He was too smart for his own good
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Licked her dog more than she licked me
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Didn't appreciate my fondness for mud.
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Wanted me to sail her "downeaster alexa"
