srv524 Member

She wasn't crazy enough

Thanks for the advice. I just don't want to consume a lot of protein and end up bulking instead of cutting and building lean mass as I lift. I know that any guys with ripped abs/muscles like that have under 12% BF which is what I'm shooting for (eventually). I guess my question is should I cut calories/BF using…

Didn't appreciate my oreos breath

Dipped her oreos in water, not milk :s

Preferred lemon oreos :s

Spread crackers out onto the bed then had his way with me

She wanted an orgy, with me

Always wanted a mud facial, minus the mud

She liked Jimmy Kimmel, enough said.

I gave him my love, he gave me a duck

Didn't understand my duck worship

She wouldn't accept the fact that I was the one who made the money that allowed us to build everything. Always took me for granted.

Used the words "wee bit" pretty frequently

Kept sticking her fingers in her private parts during family gatherings. My grandma was not pleased.

Misunderstood what I was asking her to pull

Always tried pulling my hair

She didn't like my cured meat

He tied me to the bed using slices of bacon

Didn't know how to be a good sex slave

I accidentally freed her man w-h-o-r-e from the basement

Thought dirty talk meant talking with mud in her mouth

I caught him wearing @ladymuaythai 's bikini...

She didn't want kids...I had too much equipment for her

She was a bit rock n roll, I was a bit country.

She was a bit extreme at times

Woke me up by licking something else of mine. Wouldn't have been so bad had she shaved her mustache first

Wouldn't let me pull her hair in bed

Used all my money buying Brady Bunch paraphernalia

Hogged the covers

She told me the moon was made of cheese