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And if everyone packed a tazer and was willing to use it... I'm just sayin'...

Wow, people can be real D-Bags... Everyone on here needs a good Tazer. Let the tazer respond to D-Bags for you... Maybe something to lighten the mood a bit? So, it was my first bulk cycle. I have been at a reasonably healthy weight for decades after being a fat child. I had finally accepted that I needed to eat more in…

Going to recommend that you find a Sports Medicine doctor. If your doctors are this laxed about your current situation, they likely do not know what is actually going on. When I tor my meniscus, it was a similar sound and pain. I was in surgery within 48 hours and in Physical Therapy in less than 2 weeks. I'm not a doctor,…

Banana Moon Pie.

My Beautiful wife will be having our first soon. We sat down and had a conversation about child care before she was even pregnant. (Two adults making plans?! Total old school and a shocker, I know!!!) She will be a SAHM and I will be working 13 hr days to cover it. Guess what? She also has a boat load of life insurance on…

Here are a few articles to get you started. BB.com also has programs designed for women or you can follow Meshashesha's advice with starting strength, strong lifts or new rules of lifting for women. (Note: you don't need supplements to start lifting. Just eat real food, take a good multi-vitamin and fish oil...) As for the…

Log this as your intermittent fasting day. :wink: Or just stockpile those calories for 8 shots of Whiskey, Rum or Vodka! Who suddenly wants to achieve those 800 calories... Hmmm?!?!:drinker:

Because I don't know the caloric and Macro specifications for an 8-Ball. Also, if the MFP people ever found out that my entire caloric intake is based from 750Ml of Grey Goose Vodka and one pepperoni hot pocket that expired last month, they would think less of me... My delicate psyche just couldn't handle that kind of a…

Ocelot The ocelot is mostly nocturnal and very territorial. It will fight fiercely, sometimes to the death. The Moche people of ancient Peru worshiped animals and often depicted the ocelot in their art.

Thundercat.... Helloooo!!!!!:laugh:

Cheetah Even at rest, you can tell that she is lightning fast and deadly...

1997 BMW 528i with bad head gaskets. (It's on the list..... Any married woman knows what "The List" is.) Handheld Shark steamer cleaner. (Seriously... I'm a man, just give me the freaking scrub brush and soft scrub cleanser if something needs cleaned... Git-R-Done!) 4.2 cu ft freezer. (Still in plastic wrap... Why no, I…

Stir fry meat and vegetables is not too bad. Sometimes it is a bit low in calorie and you may need to have a good side like baked sweet potato or seasoned long grain brown rice to increase the calories and carbs of the meal. I personally go heavy on the lean meats, to help me meet protein goals. Watch how much soy sauce or…

Some of the most amazing and influential people I have ever met, have been reformed alcoholics. Congratulations of finding your true self and for helping others to do the same. Looks like you are well on your way to being a catalyst for change in the world Brothah!! :smile:

Light kettle corn. The good kind that you feel a little guilty for eating the whole bag, but not guilty enough to stop.. :wink:

Exact same facial expression. Photoshop in two midgets, a pony and a caption reading "Eat your heart out Charlie Sheen!"

Might need something to keep you busy for a bit. Do you have projects, hobbies or maybe access to weights/cardio? This could keep you busy and possibly make a bit more room for some snacks if you workout. I find it pretty easy to get wrapped up in tasks until I realize that I haven't eaten for hours and I am ravished...…

Charlie Sheen?!?! :noway:

Tazed me... :frown:

For some ungodly reason I am attracted to women with dark hair, tattoos and it's a bonus if they have been released from prison within 6 months and have no future...:huh: Fortunately I have noticed that this "type" is not necessarily the right girl for me. My Beautiful Wife is light haired, extremely attractive, never been…

Do all of these bench presses make my chest look big? :blushing:

Built a shoe rack for my Beautiful wife, that she didn't like... and I ended up giving away...:frown: Oh, and purchased, rehabbed and profitably sold a 2700sqft, 10 acre Ranchette in less than 120 days.

@ baby_valiant Only if she has really bad taste in men... Hahaha!

Nope... Too much coffee just makes you pooh...

Having my first soon. Sure hope that this is the worst thing that I need to worry about... Where did I set that bag of sharp objects and explosives...? :tongue:

I just won the lottery! When I get back from Disneyland, the first thing I am going to do is buy a sweet bike!

Sweet girl with a few piercings and tattoos. Or her B-Friend if the sweet girl is being a bit catty tonight...

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Not fluent in Spanish, but the truth is stranger than fiction sometimes... LOL!