Angela937 Member

I'll never live that down will I?!?!?!

And what is that, exactly?

I have found that guys aren't to great at being the first to text. They don't usually have anything to say, and it doesn't occur to them that we need the affirmations from them afterwards. If you want him to text first, tell him too.

Hi sexy!

Guy I talked to said he prefers it bc it gives him something to grab while doing the dirty deed!

OP come back!!!!!

No but they also don't know that he cheated while we were still together. They only know that I left him.

Turkey and cheese rolled around an onion shoot, ants on a Log (celery with peanut butter topped with raisins) chicken grilled salad, fruit parfaits, leftovers from last nights dinner.

No, an elder couple in the church.

Paying for marriage seminars and marital counseling without asking, then telling me that as a Christian wife I should do everything I can to make us work. So pretty much, if the marriage fails its my fault? It failed a long time ago when he jumped in bed with someone else while we were still together.

Still no :-(

I haven't done that since the one time! I'm actually getting really good at, um, getting to the center of the tootsie pop!

I like to go back and forth between licking and sucking, mixee with some tongue swirling

Depends on how nice a tushy you have!

I would hate that and move on. I text when I'm available, if you deliberately ignore me buh-bye!

Oh baby! This could be fun!

As long as they can be ripped off I don't care!

So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

I'll get you a booster seat, unless you like riding the caboose?

Do you mean sex?

Hey there sexy! Welcome to our mad house! What would you care to discuss? Sexting, FWB, man crush Monday?

My turn! dare!

Awwww thanks!

Please, take him! I need more sleep!

Oh hun, I got 5 guys on speed dial for a booty call. I don't need that guy! He just wouldn't get the hint.

No. I won't jump when told unless I'm in his bed already!

Yeah about 45 minutes ago. He's been texting me this whole time, back and forth between demanding I come to him and begging me to. Apparently I give great head. He must not have minded it when I threw up on him last time I did it!

You can do more than that!

Where? Where?

I'll take you!