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Well your skin is a touch pale. That could be due to your body shutting down from insufficient carbohydrate consumption. Oh and how's this for an eye rolling emoticon:

We'd cook prime rib over an open fire and laugh about how peaceful it is with no idiots around.

In for the laughs.

Because she is related to killer whales.

Because despite his name, he hates milk chocolate.

For not making any sense and for capitalizing "Less" when it wasn't a new sentence. (but mostly for still not sinning with me)

Failed to sin with me.

She said she doesn't "give two f%cks" and she doesn't. It's also why I broke up with her. ( I wanted a lot more than one!!!)

Maybe your shoes smell because your cat sprayed them too

Regained partial ability to breathe through left nostril.

The Lords of Acid

Does anyone think that there will ever be a George Zimmerman grill?

^-- planet fitness just bans grunting. You can go in wearing tiny spandex shorts and an undersized tube top without getting any complaints *god bless that brunette*

Anal

-potatoes. I love potatoes. Fried, sauteed, baked, mashed, latke, scalloped, stuffed, skins... just potatoes. I could eat potatoes for every meal until I die and feel satisfied. -proving obnoxious people wrong. I can't resist the temptation to crush those who annoy me. -cats

Despite her being a submissive, she never let me play doctor.

Because he doesn't know college football. ETA: it's a bean Their mascot... is a bean

Because you lost to Clemson, like you should have and thankfully didn't go to a NCG you didn't deserve! *proud FSU fan*

Because she is a buckeye! BOO URBAN MEYER!

We could never agree on who is the top.

Please do show me where I called someone ugly. I said it was stupid to get numbers tattooed considering what happened in the holocaust. I also posted a picture of a photoshopped tattoo. Nowhere did I call someone ugly.

I voiced my opinions on types of tattoos, but didn't call specific individuals ugly.

haha and now comes the "if others do bad things, then I should be able to too" defense. Your personal character just keeps sounding better and better...

really? gross looking? all you have to contribute is attacks on the physical appearances of strangers? that really speaks volumes on you.

Excuse me, but mixing housewives references is unacceptable!!! You do not lower RHOA with some RHONJ filth. Pfft. If you want to go Northeast on me, at least break out some RHONY.

I tried the quiz. I didn't know where "F.Y.R.O.M." was, does that make me an ignorant and evil American?

Agreed. Look at Canada and the U.S. They make up more landmass than Europe (excluding Russia). So to expect someone to know every small country in Europe would be equivalent to expecting people over there to know every US state and Canadian province/territory.

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