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I am socially awkward and grew up in an extremely sheltered environment., so I misinterpret things. If you smile at me or are polite, I'll assume you love me and I'll find it necessary to put you in my car trunk and make you my wife where we'll grow old together in a cabin off-the-grid hundreds of miles from humanity. If…
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The best tip is to not harass your professor during office hours. If I was a professor, I'd want to lower the grade of anyone who spent more than 5 minutes in my office a semester (unless I liked them).
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this is a thing?
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Use social media unless it's directly tied to their career.
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turn off
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family echinometridae
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is family
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it is
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done it
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out done
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putting out
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off putting
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clothes off
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wet dream
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house plant
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dirty underwear
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penetrating thoughts
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in deep
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plugged hole
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stretched hole
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Should have let it hit her. Then opened it again and quickly released for round two.
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gaping hole
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through hole
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I prefer a dessert that I can eat for hours and actually burn calories instead of gaining them...
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which one? Number 1? ;)
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psh! Was the movie "Up" too dark for comfort? I am giving memories. It's better than a photo because she will see and use it every day and remember me. It's the epitome of romance. But as I age, I might loosen it a bit so if she tries to cougar it up after I die, it will break on them along with her hip.
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If the second idea doesn't make you tear up a little, you have no soul.
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I am down to two options. 1) A can of tuna with the card saying "Tonight we shall feast on fish together, but while you eat this tuna, I'll be dining on Red Snapper" 2) A handlebar for the shower so old people don't fall with the card saying "I plan to use this, to sex you right, spend decades together till I die in the…
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I agree. Down with unions!
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Intriguing.
