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I'm a sandwich... feel free to extract the life mayo juices...

Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

You got the places mixed up. You're supposed to accept that it can't learn algebra OR suck it. That means you would suck it. You being the mother of the sandwich.

Maybe you should try and teach your sandwich algebra. If it learns algebra, you'll know it's worth keeping.

I prefer to use word problems and real life situations when teaching math.

he might prefer the latter... awkward...

Because of everything... damnnnnn you are beautiful

Lords of Acid - I sit on acid Marilyn Manson - Reflecting God

You're so silly. Everyone knows that M&M's are the proper study food.

entire case of reese's peanut butter cups... not a small one either... a case of the regular packages (each package has 3)... I assume there was upward of 24 packages in the case, probably more... I'm rather amazed I didn't go into a coma.

There's no bias when it is a well documented fact. People can laugh it off with responses "it still tastes good", but that doesn't change the fact of what it contains. I never said milk tastes bad. This is just a case of blissful ignorance where people block out the bad things to enjoy the good. I, personally, can't lie to…

And I'l turn my nose down at you when you experience the negative physiological effects of drinking the "milk" solid in stores today and all of its many unhealthy contaminants.

Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Animals

Since you're concerned with accurate titles, we should really call mammal milk: " Bovine Growth Hormone, Antibiotics, Pus, Dead Tissue and Blood Milk"

you're welcome to my party anytime

Silk Almond Milk Vanilla Unsweetened - 30 calories per cup

I support your attempts at humanely sourcing, but you do have to see the irony in your statements: -"part of me feels bad eating pork, just not bad enough to stop" ->you care, but not that much -"I do try to humanely source when I can...but honestly, if we can't laugh at our failings then what's the point?" -> if you can't…

"The nation’s largest meat producer [Tyson] says it has terminated its contract with an Oklahoma farm after NBC News showed the company undercover video of workers on the farm kicking, hitting and throwing pigs and slamming piglets into the ground." "Another common cause of death [of pigs] is ulcers caused by the stress of…

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A spray tanner from the set of "300"

derailed... or monorailed ;)

It's only cheating if you get caught.

Cats have 9 lives and therefore all the time in the world. They will just wait for the right time to strike...

The cats know of this thread and are not taking it lightly...

Well who hasn't eaten their own vomit at least once? I mean if I just ate a bowl of hummus and my body is going through chickpea overload, it's just like eating it twice for no extra calories. WIN WIN!

Cat: Independent thought Dog: Does whatever it's told to because it lacks independent thought Cat: Eats food and enjoys hunting Dog: Eats it's own vomit and feces (or those of others) Cat owner: Enjoys independent feisty animal equivalent to a teenager or early adult Dog owner: Enjoys needy animal equivalent to an infant…

None! @ sassy