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I would nominate myself but I am far too humble for that. So I'll just leave this comment here and wait for someone on my FL to nominate me.

Seriously. This qualifies as possibly the worst circle jerk in the world.

Better than two girls one cup.

It depends. In the case of Peyton Manning, obviously he was the straw that stirred the drink in Denver last year. However, in the case of Matt Ryan or Matt Stafford their inflated passing #'s had more to with a result of situation football. Not to say that they aren't good quarterbacks in their own right, just that they…

Not at all. While your at it see if his wife will give you a massage.

Why do you have to choose? A little from column A, a little from column B....

Good carb , bad carb, you know I've had my share......

I'd like to pop her tart.

Horny Goat weed.

No, but she chirps incessantly.

Obviously, you need a better job. 8/10 would share crocs with.

Having actually peed on my own jellyfish sting, I feel like a professional, so yes.

Well that would be entertaining.

Chiggers n Bits. The name probably should have been a giveaway, but my mom always said it's a good thing I'm pretty.

Is that what the show "Breaking Bread" is about?

It's cookies, heathen .\ /.

This thread could use some gifs.

I never thought I'd miss my I.B.S., but I do. I really do.

I suggest contacting your Congressman. They might be able to pass a law that makes the offending party's actions illegal. Good luck Burt.

Damn you and your excellent memory. My lips still tingle when I remember that, but the skin grafts are finally healed.

I've been known to run with scissors. Yup, complete badass here.

Disappointingly I didn't grow any. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

Anyone else see the bear in the tree?

Ignore her and she'll go away.

Clearly, you personify my previous post. :love:

Low standards and lower expectations.

I sit it down at the kitchen table and say "Your mom and I have something we need to tell you. You were adopted, and you're not human. In fact, you're a delicious fruit, and we're going to eat you". Works every time.