Derp_Diggler Member

A hearse.

This girl has an amazing voice. https://soundcloud.com/aislinngrantmusic/know-this-mp3?in=aislinngrantmusic/sets/aislinn-grant

Pull those moves with your underwear down around your thighs may not get you results but it will get you something. Pregnant possibly.

I was logging for over a year but I stopped once I hit my goal weight a few months ago. Since then I have stayed within 3 lbs of that weight, and the gain has been due to extra wine and ice cream, and a little less cardio when I started a new job. Overall I think I have learned enough not to have to count for the rest of…

J for Just Say No - To food avoidance.

And for that we thank you :love:

Left Bank ok? I'd like to cover as many countries as possible.

What if I don't want to be the Duchess of York? I'd rather go dutch on a York Peppermint Patty. Or do the Earl Of Sandwich diet. Mmmmm, sandwiches.

It's pretty. But I'm sure it still tastes like dirt. Pretty dirt, but dirt nonetheless.

Don't you love it when you throw a party and everyone shows up except the guest of honour? Yeah, me too. Again, hypothetically speaking.

I was really hoping for more gifs along this line. Disappointing thread is disappointing.

Is it me you're looking for?

I signed up for a lifetime membership. The benefits are great, even if the owner can be a b*tch some times.

But there's some fine ho's living there.

I would check the obit's at that point.

Try Monkfish. They call it the poor mans lobster because it has a similar texture. Also swordfish is "meatier".

I don't need to try self immolation to know it burns. YMMV.

Narcotics are calorie free. Just sayin'.

I can do four plates, five if they're small ones. I don't know if this makes me beastly but it does make me a pretty good waiter.

I thought this was going to be about football.

You ate a peanut butter flavoured Corgi?

This thread title is false. Some men need input too.

Apparently I need to step up my game. The only thing I've ever slipped into my wife's bath was a toaster.

I'm just here for the free baby.

My wife is. That we have 14 children is not a coincidence.

No, but i'm sleeping with someone who does. And she has a latex allergy o_O

You need a hug OP?