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If you would just let me put the leash on you like I asked they would know you were spoken for.

Good luck on your kwest OP.

Got a lucky selfie on the first try with a cell phone and a timer.

OR, or, you could just change the channel. Or shut the TV off entirely. Or eat something, but not the whole fridge full. Radical I know.

Gherkins fill me up. But I'm dainty like that.

Nadia, your spot at the club is always open if you want to come back. I still have your playlist and blanket too. :flowerforyou:

Vacillate, vacuous, verisimilitude. And that's just the v's.

Of all the things in the world to get upset at and you choose this? SMDH.

Happy Birthday Sara!

Two weeks? If you spent two weeks studying law would you expect to be a lawyer? Cook for two weeks and become a chef? Paint for two weeks and become an artist? Things take time. Everything worth something takes time. Be realistic and stick with it.

I can't help you. I spend all my time trying to get in the box. Good luck OP.

Truffled pecorino. Sheep's milk cheese laced with pieces of black truffles. Expensive as hell and worth every damn penny.

That depends. Do you want to play with his tackle?

This is awesome.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Fish On"!

Unless you're weighing in for a major prize fight or the Kentucky Derby I really wouldn't worry to much about it.

But she put me after John! I am definitely a bigger tool than he is.

I learned from the best, Madam Sunofabeach.

This is exactly what I mean. Anytime I go fishing I get all these snide comments and innuendo. Can't I guy just do some trolling without being harassed?

I think he's pooping. I mean he's young enough that it could be potty training gear.

Not sure if I should be flattered or offended.

Corkscrew Bottle opener Ratchet set Screwdriver Brother in law

This.

Too bad your wife isn't.

Who you calling a tool?

That is sad :(

I know someone whose last name was Diamond. They named their kid Dave Danger Diamond.

Does getting up and leaving the room count as exercise? If so then yes, I am very inspirational.