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if i'm not allowed to smoke in my house, on my balcony, or even anywhere near my apartment complex, i'm smoking outside. sorry. :laugh:

ooh, a favorite at work and more like a dumb question people that don't know you work out ask: "do you need some help with that?" when i'm carrying a 10-20 pound box. uhhhhh, i think i'm okay, thanks. :yawn:

"how do you do that? i could never do tha-" stop. stop. i started from nothing and you probably can too. and i do it by hauling my *kitten* outside/to the gym and doing what i gotta do, end of story. "are you trying to get toned?" mmmmmmmb*tchno, no using the Unholy T Slur near me. i'm trying to get ripped enough to beat…

poison ivy!

potatoes are full of carbs because they grow closer to hell.

bruh

the hanger has arrived.

key words here are Too Much. people get fat by eating too many calories, not by eating too much sugar. otherwise i would have been obese when i was surviving on nothing but coffee and pixy stix.

this thread has inspired me to get mcdonald's for lunch. thanks op!

i get that there are a lot of processed foods out there that aren't great for you, but seriously? the goal shouldn't be entirely eliminating foods and branding them Good and Bad, it should be knowing your limits and feeding yourself properly no matter what's put in front of you. it's this kind of thinking that started my…

31/50, i'm worse than i thought. :laugh:

tazo pumpkin chai stole my heart over the weekend. my regulars are lipton blackberry vanilla, stash pomegranate raspberry green, and teavana's masala chai and white chocolate peppermint. there's also a series of mass effect themed teas on adagio that i want to collect and drink only on the specialest special occasions.…

what can i say, it was my first and i was running on pure impulse. go for the fruity oaty bar. follow your dreams

hwo could i forget

i have this tattooed on my stomach. :smokin:

good

it was fine when i was in college, but i wouldn't do it now. and that's not coming without understanding, either. i spent the last three years unemployed and searching every day (thanks, california!), but i've found that dating is much more exciting when one or more of you can afford a car.

it's easy for me because donuts make me ill. all that sugar fries my stomach and leaves me feeling worse than my worst hangover. :sick: however, if they can spare a blueberry bagel with cream cheese...

just like your zero-calorie sweetener isn't zero calorie. do people really expect the food industry to be Honest about what's going in our bodies? :laugh:

okay some things are just too cute to eat.

what's the matter, too beautiful?

aww, this brings back too many memories. i had so many characters i can't remember where i started! i know my first toon was a night elf huntress and i did a lot of stripping for a twelve year old, but the name's lost. probably something horrible like Spookywaffle or Randomtaco.