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John Malkovich in Dangerous Liaisons. :devil: Yes, seriously. Strange but true.

You're the forum's inane attention seeker. Harmless but ultimately never really adding any substance. So, banned? No. Generally not paid attention to? From me, yeah.

Another vote for a wine bottle opener; we've got a Screwpull table version and it rocks. My Oxo tongs. My Wustof classic chef's knife. Most worthless, un-used item: Vacu-Vin wine bottle vacuum sealer.

I keep big, f-off gargoyles by the front door. But not for evil spirits, for the visitors from the Seventh-Day Adventist down the road and the kids trying to hawk crappy candy bars. Puts 'em right off.

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My neurotic dog... To keep in the geek theme: My kiddo's figures, which she put into a conga line. C3PO has clearly been hittin' the sauce a bit too much:

:drinker: Crumbs, change, dog hair and missing Lego.

Smooth, OP. You get double-points for that. If your significant other is into it but you aren't, just shut up and do something sweet. It's not that difficult a task, really. I'm a V-day = meh person. Constantly reminding my husband to *not* buy me anything but we can exchange cards. Which is just my excuse to give him this…

Drinking and packing for my husband who will be going out of town for the next week starting tomorrow. This packing will be done very poorly, mind you, due to the drinking.

George Carlin Louis CK Chris Rock Eddie Izzard Kevin Hart Speaking of Kevin Hart, this clip on kids is so spot on. I swear he has either been in my house unbeknownst to me or he has stolen my material (NSFW, language): http://youtu.be/pH38ueX1wBk

Try as I might to not have my jaw drop open in drooling awe at him in his Underoos, I love that Acura commercial he's in. :love: :love:

Forgot to include this fine specimen which I shared earlier in the vampire thread...

Gin mixed with a few olives. If that doesn't count as mixed then... Gin and some fizzy water. Gin and grapefruit with a salted rim. *snort* Rim.

Going for a Brit theme here...

Eric. I'd let him bite my ni-- anything he damn well wanted:

I f'ing :heart: you... so much that I'll :flipdesk: on the haters. :love: :love: :love:

Some grandmas are clearly in a different league. My grandmother force-fed me lima beans until I puked. Rot in hell, granny!

:heart: Shan... :drinker: 5'5.5" (the half-inches count ya know.) Though I personally don't have a set goal weight just to make it easier on my mental well-being, my only "goal" per se was to be under 160 -- so everything else is just icing on the calorie-free cake.

... and then turn it into a zoetrope. How cool would that be?

Black dress. :love:

Same. If you suss it out, let me know.

May I add him to the list...

Poor kittehs. I'm ashamed to admit I'm inept at differentiating between cat breeds.

My heart is thanking me as I nibble on this Scharffen Berger dark chocolate bar. :heart:

Confidence is sexy. I admire those with the confidence to share those pictures. As with all things you don't like, don't participate / look / listen if it's not your cup o' tea. It's a really simple concept.

"Hacked" ...

I wonder how many schlong pics the OP has in his inbox right now...

I see what you're doing there, Mr. Nekkid Picture Skittle Man...

Nah, you're not trolling, not at all.

Short. Cleanly shaven neck with just enough on top to grab hold of... :devil: