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I had to lie and say I lived in a motor home so that he wouldnt want to come see my place - which was always filled with wizards
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beautiful
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because you seem to appear above me every time I want to comment on this page
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she looked better in bikinis then me
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He didn't like being called big boy
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He never called me his queen
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i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike...
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thought I sounded jamaican...and like i was pretending to....
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Those abs...
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hell yes
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Wouldn't act out the scenes from magic mike on our honeymoon
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She broke it of she thought I was into guys
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You are bald
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In for getting drunk
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my virgin ears couldn't handle the light on, but pulling hair maybe..
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she thought his parents were drug dealers. shes confused
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he always farted and tried to blame it on me AT HIS PARENTS HOUSE
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He never knew where to go
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*kitten* got too real too fast
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He was always judging me for judging him
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I couldnt understand what she meant when she always said things like "physic" Physical? Physician?
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oh come on just let it out!
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Where are all my white shirts!?!?! Its over
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wouldn't let me dry hump whenever our "thunder buddy" time arrived
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was far too cliingy especially after her lemo-wine
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definitely o:) and thats for everyone on this forum
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jealous shes drinking wine while im at work
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Would not allow me to act in any way shape or form
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wouldn't let me use the ruler stick or grade the grammar on his texts!!
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Wouldn't try on my glasses for sexy time
