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I needed that laugh. Upon actually seeing the "she-wee" I could only think of the scene from "Rat Race." Dad- "Jason, look in the back. We need a jar." Mom- "A jaaaaar? Girls don't pee in jars!" Dad- "oh, right. We'll need a jar and a funnel! "

Think about what you normally eat, and make it yourself. Fast food is toxic. Like hamburgers/ french fries/ chicken nuggets? Make them yourself. Look around online for "kid approved" recipes. Throw more veggies into your meals. Kids might detest at first, but they'll adjust. Its not just a diet, its a life change. Don't…

Absolutely fabulous!

Hi Puffs! Glad to hear everyone is doing alright. I have yet to jump on the Hunger Game's bandwagon, but as soon as I'm done with the Southern Vampire Mysteries (True Blood) series, that's next in line. :) I'm very tired. All the time. Its annoying. Not doing any special work out today because tomorrow is moving day, and I…

well done!!! you look great

What is the smartest state? Alabama! It has 4 A's and 1 B. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the water? Bob (or f---ed) What do you call a man with no arms and legs at your door step? Matt What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug

That has been my silence breaking joke for YEARS! I just love it. :)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.

Brussels sprouts. I've hated them since I was young.

thanks everyone. :)

110. I'm not giving myself a deadline as long as I'm losing. :)

WELL DONE! Keep up the amazing work, because you look amazing! :heart:

Hey ladies and gents! I'm sleepy. I'd like nothing more right now than to go take a nap. But its not possible atm. -le sigh- I posted under success stories about my NSV today. I said no. To fast food. In the drive thru line. And I was offered anything on the menu. For free. :noway: Not typical Lisa. Normally I'd be "Hell…

I can think of a person in particular, though I'd rather not mention how I know her. She's already fat and ugly (inside and out) and I hate her with the passion of 1,000 prisoners looking at a naked woman. I couldn't wish someone to be dead, but fat is another story. :)

This is absolutely awesome. Congrats to you for making such amazing leaps and bounds in your will power! :)

This. Although my child is still a toddler, I don't want to imagine her growing up. Even though she is right before my eyes. I'm 25 and still see my parents several times a week and make sure to give them loves. You've got a bit to go with your son, but they'll always love you, and I'm sure will be sure to remind you from…

bump. I have about 8 cans in my cupboard and no idea what to do with them other than add to salads!

you look absolutely fantastic!!!

Hello fellow puffs. Not such a great day for me. Dealing with a lot of stress and personal drama, on top of moving this week. I ate way too many calories today (mostly from cookies. Damn you cookies, why you so delicious!?) and I felt extremely guilty for being in the red. So I kicked it up despite being exhausted…

I nearly peed my pants. That was hilarious.

I reread a book when I'm between different series. I just started the Southern Vampire Mysteries series, well I'm on book 4. :) Before I started the series I reread Sorcerer's Stone. And after (and before I start Hunger Games) I'll be reading Chamber of Secrets. But I've read each of the HP books at least twice, some as…

I've been unhappy with my breasts for a few years. I've been a 42DD for YEARS and gravity and bad bras has just taken its toll. Then I had a kid, and my already not pretty breasts became unprettier. I was thinking after my weight loss, just getting a lift (no implants.) Girl, I'm right there with you. I want to look good…

This. ^^^^ Lmao. While I was pregnant, one of the girls ate my lunch because she said she "didn't think I'd mind." She found out JUST how livid I was. So did all the other ladies. Never. Happened. Again.

I wanted to start yesterday. Then I realized it was packed away in a box because I'm moving. As soon as I move, and I mean FIRST NIGHT (I can find it), i'm so in. :)

Can I be a Hufflepuff?! Not only do I LOVE HP, I'm totally in this to change my life. Been on MFP for about a year off and on, and I've been back (and sticking with it!) for a month so far. :) <3 Lisa.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! <3

That's amazing! I'm doing 30ds this month. :)

This is fabulous! I can't stop laughing. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. -Knock knock- Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

1. I'm supposed to be packing to move this week, but instead I'm online reading this thread. 2. I really miss having sex. Its been 5 months since I've had a "fling" and 2 years since I've gotten any on a regular basis.. =\ 3. I love hummus. But it gives me TERRIBLE gas. Both the dog and the baby leave the room...

There are plenty of jobs that aren't desk jobs. Sales people, nurses (pretty much anything in health care), waiters, dog walkers, post office/package delivery, etc. I feel your pain though. I went from preschool teacher (dear good god, what a stressful job) to a stay at home mom. I ended up gaining after I left chasing 15…