Vortex_ConQueso

Don't ever change. Just get naked. I want to fall madly in bed with you. Hello, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street! I'm not Asian but I'll still eat your cat.

Twinkielingus

^^--- Protein is what you need. Ditch the shakeology and eat the "coach" if you have to.

OP, I completely sympathize! I work at a carwash and don't always have time for a shower. So once in a while I'll strip down and walk through the system naked while it's running a test cycle. It's a win-win situation! I get a good cleaning (I just have to remember not to use the hot wax option. A car wash is no place for a…

NO, marry and reproduce! You're baby will be the reincarnation of Nikki Sixx!

I take it back, ^^---This is right! He can't be putting her to the sword if he isn't willing to give a little something back.

He'll change it when he's ready, OP.

Forum mods that believe Mein Kampf is a great playbook for running Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games.

I'm an IT intern, my boss is a MFP user.

One, this hottie!

One you lock the target, Two you bait the line, Three you slowly spread the net And four you cat the fish.

One you lock the target, Two you bait the line, Three you slowly spread the net And four you cat the fish.

I wouldn't try to start in a master's-level IT program. There are prerequisites in both computer science and mathematics to even get into the program. That said, my little sister took her degree in :laugh: acting :laugh: and got into one of the best law schools in the country. She finished third in her class. So, what the…

You are having small war on your hands, but war isn't fighting just to be fighting. It's to show your opponent why they are wrong to oppose you in first place. Like others say, since daughter is shared, it must be shared decision. But do not fold in face of adversity! Your wife appears to know how to push your buttons and…

Not at all!

Real men don't strike women.

Skydiving and running. Sometimes both at the same time!

Sloow-smoked ribs and chicken grilled corn, grilled potatoes, and Drumstick Ice Cream bars. Oh, and a lot of Blackbird Oatmeal Stout microbrew. Why do I have two monitors now?

Giada forgive me, but I added butter and Italian seasoning to corn, wrapped it in aluminum foil, and grilled it for 20 minutes, while nude.

Congrats, you now have a brand new alarm clock with extra big "Set Time" buttons. I wish for the ability to turn forum trolls into ice cream!

_dracarys_ because she totally is rocking Daenerys Targaryen!

Terminator

Poor Bernie... Kicked off of WKYC, and his daughter is a movie star...

:laugh: FR sent, "Dutch"