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No, I'd tell him that he's a perfect fit to work at MFP. Fortunately that's not the case.
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FIFY, coach!
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I got nuthin'.
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No, no, no! You wax off too much, Daniel-san.
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*Yeah, and not a day goes by that I'm not haunted by it... I wake up in a cold sweat every night, screaming about Garcinia Cambogia! Back in '86, we'd gotten sketchy reports that a VIP's chopper went down in Garcinia Combogia. We went in under cover of darkness, thinking it would give us the edge, but it didn't. We found…
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IMA smut producer. But my passion is to be an MFP Forum Mod.
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iWhatever = Trendy Android = Useful You will be happy with any of Samsung's current offerings. The Galaxy Note 3 is large, perhaps too large to be practical as a phone, but check one out and see if you like it. If you do, great! If not, there's always the Galaxy S5, which is IMHO, the best phone currently available. You…
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No, they can't! And that really sucks when your best friend is your cousin! Then you got the kids who have no teeth, and just sit around the shack all day playing the banjo and chawin' 'bout NASCAR and War Eagle...
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Using "low fat" products and not realizing that the slowly digested fat was simply being replaced with quickly digested sugar. Oh, and eating lots of these:
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I think about the service all the time, but I sure as Hell don't ever want to go back to it. It was years of very intense good/bad experiences. You can't just flip a switch and banish it. Give the dude a break, after seven years he's going to have to let the associations work themselves out. It also sounds like he really…
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Everything revolves around me, and I like cheese.
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1. Turbo Teen: 2. Mr. T! 3. Dr. Oz 4. Naked and Afraid:
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Very friendly! (Until you wake up in a bathtub missing a kidney.)
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♫Get this crap off my iPhone!♫
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Korn - Narcissistic Cannibal
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Hot! Get thee to the nearest: and cool yourself down!
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Puppy-punching mean!
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I’m not even human, I’m a body shaped demon.
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Allow yourself the freedom to skip, but do something else instead! Like, instead of going to the gym, as punishment hook live jumper cables to your nipples for twenty seconds. After a couple of sessions of auto-erotica you'll do what you should have done in the first place, and go to the gym. HTH, happy Tuesday!
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Insult various craft beers, but then cheer Sam Adams (which is mass produced swill, itself...)
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Quiero pastel de manzana con queso, hijo de puta!
