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You lost 17.8 lbs in two weeks? Wow! That's really impressive! And while his actions suck, when you're done and he's all hot and bothered, you can tell him he's too much of a douche for you to be attracted to him!

I "sneeze snot" all over lonely female clientele. UGHHHHHHHHHahhhhhhhChoooooooooooooooo!

Mix them together. Mmmmmmmmm!

I did low-carb (Atkins '02 model) for over a year and lost over sixty pounds. I got two very good benefits from it during that time: 1. Notably decreased appetite from being in ketosis which translated directly to a calorie deficit. 2. Self-discipline in that "slipping up" would knock me out of ketosis, and getting back…

"I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn't."

You will be missed!

Star Wars action figures, GI Joe, Buck Rogers action figures (*ROWR* 70s Erin Grey!) model airplanes, Schwinn bikes.

^^^--- This, what the woman with no shoes said! (I also enjoy the Zombies C25K program)

A legendary rack! Nah, it really doesn't get any better than a girl who makes others laugh and is uplifting / energizing.

If by workout you mean drink all the alcohol, Odus. If you mean traditional workout weights, running, etc... No one! Because I hate everyone when I'm working out, and am extremely unpleasant.

Because they're both awesome!

Of course not. There are but three things I don't eff wid'. 1. Evil genies (that present these kind of offers) 2. The IRS (that presents these kind of offers) 3. Small angry women who don't back down Besides, without sacrifice there is no reward. It wouldn't mean anything to me except that I could have lived five years…

Happy birthday, IBS!!!

Check the cellar tonight... (Relax. There's no such thing as haunted houses.)

Church, the brewery, MFP, anywhere there's a social setting! Walk up and introduce yourself if you'd like to meet someone. The more you do it, the easier it is!

MFP forum moderators certainly flip out at the first inkling of 'em... *smdh*

"Get nekkid or shut up!" - Tack

Butt Drilling Ltd. http://www.buttdrilling.co.nz/

No, I'm just a janitor for a latex warehouse. They call me rubber maid.

If you're laying the trap, make sure it's latex-free. 'Cause you know...allergic.

It's a Fizzgig, with an 'F', not a 'J'. One is a friendly monster, the other is a one-shot assignment for a porn star. http://darkcrystal.wikia.com/wiki/Fizzgig

Anyone who knows her...

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles was fantastic and cut short far too early.

Two posts ever, both in this thread... Coupled with an empty profile created this month (if not today). Hmm, I'm thinking Shakeology is exactly what you're looking for! Would you happen to be selling it?

Emma_Strong

Catfish.

So does sausage.