CaptJackDaniels Member

Okay. That seems fair.

Whoa. Whoa. I may do most of those things, but I certainly didn't steal her photo. :smiley: That one is ALL me. She didn't have tattoos... Other than that, yeah, that about sums me up. :neutral:

Sassy. :smiley:

GetsMySarcasm. Keeper? Ahh crap. One word.... I'marebelandIdowhatIwant.

I mean, you don't know my life. :smiley: I could be.

NotBatman

You put jelly on cinnamon toast? :o

I dunno. Those are some sexy forearms. I'm so jelly I'm jam. You could put me on toast.

Tough to tell from that photo. But I love the shirt!

Do you drive the ice cream truck??

Is that a thing? I'll quit my job for that.

Professional dog walker. I can tell.

Skin

I dunno... 50-60ish? @Ellen_Kay

Yes. Yes to all of this. When in '83? I ask because me too!

Definitely. :smile: My playlist is a little out there, but I really think I was born a decade too late. The 80s were awesome. And the men and their makeup... yeah....

All of them. Especially the hair bands.... Whitesnake, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Cinderella, Poison, Winger...

My Lab/Great Dane mix loves to run with me, although only for short distances. He's a big boy (pushing 145 lbs or so) so I try not to take him on asphalt all that often. He's more of my off-road type. My Pitt Bull does wonderfully whenever I take her. She doesn't care where we go, only that we do. Recently we inherited a…

How do you know if they are "good" calories? Do they have halos and angel wings? Do the "bad" ones have horns and the evil curly mustache and laugh like mid scientists when you try to eat them? Just checking. I eat them all. I like it when they GET IN MAH BELL-AY!

Bike rider-photographer for Google Maps?

Professional prostitute tester

Awww, thank you! :flowerforyou: Annnd that's quite enough of the niceties. I thought we were all mean here? :blushing:

I give up. It wasn't that funny to begin with. SMH.

I see what you did there.

Fair enough. I like it. Resort waterslide tester.

Luxury bed tester

Paradise island caretaker

Self-Employed Geek (I run an online business with all my geekery/artsy fartsy stuff) and I am a Certified Pharmacy Technician.

I have three small/medium tattoos (one of my smaller ones is across my chest), currently working on a fourth, my back piece... piercings: gauged ears (00) and I also have two other holes in each earlobe that I don't ever put anything in), orbital, tongue, eyebrow, nose (don't wear anything in it), lip (also don't wear…

No really. Now that I have two, I am militant-serious... right there with you.