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You mean when someone posts "For Men Only: Men, what do you think about this" it doesn't mean "Hey, everyone, what do you think men think about this?"

OK. If it comes back, ask it about the HCG diet.

Is the bird still there?

Quick! Post on a forum. Do it now.

Some makeup is OK - definitely if applied lightly. But my preference is little or no makeup at all, sweaty, dirty fingernails and tattoos. Real-life dirty, not hobo dirty. ;) My wife is sometimes afraid to enter the house after coming home from yoga if she knows the kids aren't here.

You forgot about having most of the world consider us stronger, more intelligent, and worth more pay for the same job. That's a lot of pressure to deal with.

Somewhat related... http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/ That is a real product that works VERY well. I first bought it on a vacation trip, because who *WOULDN'T* buy a bottle of anything labeled Anti Monkey Butt Powder? Just kept it displayed for a long time. When I finally decided to try it, turns out it was great for long…

Pleased to have learned the phrase 'itchy man berries' today. Thank you MFP. I can now incorporate that phrase with one of my favorite words ever: salve. Oh, the many great sentences to be had. Word Nerd. Werd.

I wonder what the overall ratio of TOM posts to itchy man-berries posts is. Or even boobs to itchy man-berries. Seems worthy of throwing some database analysis at....

You're telling me there aren't shortcuts? That I can't simply *buy* fitness? It takes work? Crap.

This might sound crazy, but it can be powerful for the kid. Ask him to pick out stuff he really wants to keep and stuff he'd like other kids to play with. Have *him* help you divide stuff into piles of keep/sell/give away/throw away. Getting rid of stuff is something we do regularly. Just be careful the kiddo understands…

There is definitely some self-awareness and humility in you, which I respect. Having those characteristics so young will serve you well. Hold onto that. HOWEVER.... Did you really throw out a 4chan reference in a thread you started about how people are MEAN?

Yeah......

Wow. I'm grateful for this. Reading this made me smile really big. Congrats. That is a big deal.

Read this again. This is hugely important and gets lost in the debate about our own personal BS. When someone posts something that might be dangerous - yes, it is their choice to do whatever they want as an adult. But posting misinformed, unhealthy and/or potentially dangerous information on a public forum means other…

I believe in Benefit of the Doubt. Give people the benefit of the doubt when I feel hurt or defensive - that maybe they aren't coming onto an Internet forum only to make me feel bad, that maybe they are trying to make a point, or simply trying to be funny, or - mythological creature forbid - DISAGREE. As soon as I can…

I'd like to formally start the Crusade for Reasonableness. Please support the CFR, helping all keep perspective, remembering what's important, being patient, and being willing to give people the benefit of the doubt (maybe that guy isn't being mean to me, but just disagrees or thinks differently). Also, don't let the…

I love watching people be accountable, take ownership of their choices.

Great story. Great pics. Great job. Have you considered copying this to your blog? It would be easier for people to find later.

Yaaaaaaa!!!! Yes. This ^^^^^^ With a few exceptions (health problems like severe allergies), "picky eater" is a LEARNED behavior. Provide healthy food choices. Period. Stop thinking of sneaking food onto plates and talk to you kids about healthy food choices. If you are reading this, and on MFP, you already have a good…

Great idea/frame of reference with the fish pics. Way to go.

There's this cat that is being all sexy on a fax machine with one leg out. And the fax... No, wait. It's a cat asleep being all lazy and tired, probably not getting enough calories. And the fax machine is symbolic of all those fad diets. So, it's like the cat isn't really being very healthy at all and probably losing…

Hulk rap song.

Oh. Right. Copy. Cat. Because it's a fax/copier/scanner. And there is a cat there sleeping. And the machine copies images. And "copycat" is a popular term referring to copying another person's behavior, dress or ideas. Which I guess is sort of like being lazy. That's sort of like sleepy. And that cat sure does look sleepy.…

Stop scanning pics of your pu**Y. Too easy?

Are you new? Ha! Welcome to MFP. You've already lost 80+ pounds? Congrats.

That is really cool. And I learned what onederland is today. (headed that way myself)

Focus Strength Confidence Beauty Patience Empathy Warmth Humor Levity Laughter Perseverance Accountability Vision Honesty Hope Integrity Willingness Humility Sweat Desire Flatulence

Oh my god. That *is* totally gross. Who chews Pina Colada gum? Yuck!

I so want to see a sweat catcher.