VoodooSyxx

Not exactly. They typically use those squeeze containers and a normal amount is three lines. You can tell them one line only, or two, and they'll know what you're asking them for. I like to get olive oil on mine, so I have to be specific about the one line only or it can get calorific in a hurry.

I wore an onion on my belt because it was the style at the time, but I don't know what that has to do with burning calories.

Well some of us are. OP is not. OP is having a whine because science doesn't line up with his borked logic.

That sounds a bit like my eating habits when I was gaining weight. I never felt like eating breakfast and over half the time I'd forget to eat lunch, and then at dinner I'd eat record-setting levels of junk food. I pretty much eat the same dozen or so things all the time now and eat on schedule, whether I want to or not.…

I work from home and keep my cell on me in case I get a call. I do my walks around the 1-mile block I live on so I'm never far if I need to get back, and my apartment gym is 20 yards from my front door.

IN just to see the responses. Because I burn 1000+ a day, almost every day, and I don't eat back the calories.

In case Adele doesn't call, I'll take Mickie James as a second.

Adele. Don't judge me. At least when it goes to hell, I'll have a song written about the horriterrible person I am.

As someone who was pushed into this utterly stupid diet when I was younger, my best suggestion is stock up on toilet paper and have some good reading material in your bathroom. You'll thank me later.

I disagree with that part. I can't do much running right now. Doctor's orders because my knees have been replaced with a bunch of junkyard scrap metal. Initially I thought walking was stupid. I now walk 10-12 miles, uphill, 6 days a week. Even at my best there's no way I could run that. Does walking take longer? Yes. Given…

From his posts in this thread, it seem clear it's that effin dog holdin him back. Maybe if he put the pup away, he could manage some actual exercise :D

No sign needed. How YOU doin?

Because it's NOT HIGH! Typically dudes on this site are not setting goals to turn themselves into frail little girls.

And after reading through...Grown man in mud mask, mistaken for a woman, thinks MFP is trying to force-feed him protein. You just can't make this s**t up.

Late to the party but still in, because Big Meat

Cabbage soup diet. I was put on it by a Navy recruiter when I was a teenager. I lasted about 3 days. You do not even wanna know what happens when you eat nothing but a natural laxative for 3 days straight. Thankfully I ended up getting a scholarship and went off to college instead.

*shrug* I think some of the people doing that just assume that all walking is just like scootin around at da mall. I have a feeling some of them would end up laying on the side of the road foaming at the mouth if they went at it like some of the every day walkers around here.

OK, I'll be the one to bite the trollbait. What's the difference?

Well living in Texas, I now want to go ski-walking down the road in 100 degree heat. If nothing else just for the sideways looks it'll get.

As a habitual mixer of the fruit, I agree with your friends, you're totally weird.

Certainly is for me. Due to my weight and busted up knees I'm not allowed to do much running yet, but I walk A LOT. Like burning 800-1000 calories a day, most days just by walking. Sure I have to walk long distances and seek out hills to do it, but it's gettin the job done.

I've been rejected hundreds of times. I don't think I ever stuck around to find out why though. Who gives s**t? I make one move and one move only. Wasn't successful on this run? Ok, onto the next.

Texan here. I didn't know they knew how to BBQ elsewhere :)

I'm actually really nice guy, even though I get told all the time I look unapproachable and like I might be a serial killer. Doesn't help that I have three names like one either.

I've had nearly everything pierced, tattooed or both. The most painful piercing was my Industrial. Two holes is always worse than just one, and it took near 4 months to fully heal. Most painful tattoo was on my throat. Wasn't really the needle that hurt so much but it was real hard to breathe for the 40 minutes or whatever…

I'm an Ailurophobe. Means I have a totally irrational fear of cats. The internet is a cruel and terrible place for me sometimes.

My ticker is right...to my first goal. When I get there I'll be 5'10" 240 lbs. I'm at 261 now. I have plenty to lose. Edit: I'm just going to add for all the people feeling the need to second guess me and the medical professionals I get my info from, I no longer have the knees I was born with. I have a crapload of plates,…

Well, of course I'm going to have to when I get leaner. I expect that. While I have the weight to lose though, I see no reason to play around and stretch this out for longer than necessary. My doc tends to agree with me on this point.

It's cool. I'm not upset or anything, and certainly don't much care if anyone does decide to pick it apart. I have a full time doc and my girlfriend live who lives with me was a USAF Medic for 7 years. They both know full well how I'm doing things, and keep a good eye on me. As long as I'm doing fine, I'm not sweatin…

Thank you. This is all pretty much my view on things as well. You just laid it all out really nicely.