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A pack of tapeworms. This mfp thing hasn't been working for me lately, so I hope these'll do the trick!

Knows how to get all the caramel out of the caramilk bar, and keeps doing it!

30 days of night, let the right one in, Trick r Treat, frailty, the others, Salem's Lot, Phantasm, Cabin in the Woods, Scream.

I just listened to audio book called We sold our souls. This is a female themed, heavy metal horror story, and I thought it was fun and original. There are so many Black Sabbath references in it, and some from other bands of that time. Fun to try to catch those throughout the book. Recommended.

Nope, but I've been eating peanut butter cups, so my breath might kick her out. :D

I like her powers of persuasion -- she is a master at getting people to sign over their great fortunes to her.

Yeah, but I won't take the refund -- I want the full deal!

Takes advantage of every opportunity that comes his way.

Probably over and over again!

A salty bagel with cream cheese

Starfish with raspberry bbq sauce

Calling everyone I know to determine whether or not they believe pineapple is ever, in any circumstances, okay on pizza.

Ignoramus, political ads department

Blitzvixen

No -- I'd just start whining to him about my various problems and issues, till he ran like hell.

Friends

I like his creativity and joie de vivre. He always sings a Monday themed song in the elevator at the beginning of each week, no matter how much they beg him to stop.

Slacker

No I would not. Instead, I would play my ukulele and sing her some Hawaiian songs, and give her a fruity drink with an umbrella just to keep the mood going.

An underground bunker in the desert to hold my extremely valuable tennis shoe collection at the proper humidity and temperature.

Stockpiling toilet paper for the coming apocalypse.

Black ops for grocery stores, interrogates and re-educates shoplifters into model citizens.

His favorite movie is Mulan. He actually has written a thesis which explores the symbolism and hidden meanings throughout this movie, and now he has a cult following from those who have read his thesis. They are begging him to do another on Finding Nemo.

Princess Cara-Bootie!

He's a cool dude, funny, and with something intelligent to say. Also, he will almost always loan you $20 if you ask him, and will only break your legs if you are more than three months in paying him back.

Go to the Caribbean and start our new lives as pirates.

Spying on the neighbors and adding to my list of things to confront them about

Fan dancer

Yes, but only when the moon was full and the tide was high.

A fleet of pimped out Cadillacs, a different one for each day of the week, just like my underwear.