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Undercover agent specializing in stopping the flow of counterfeit rubber bands from entering this country illegally.
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A chocolate fountain and some graham crackers. I'm hoping that with this baby, the neighbors will finally agree to hang out with me...
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Cup of coffee and a sandwich for a homeless man, who gave me a goose that lays golden eggs in gratitude.
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A collection of bright haired trolls, a dish of blue m&ms, glitter, pepper spray, garlic garland, pistol with silver bullets, and the bible. It's pretty much everything you need to get a good night's sleep.
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Rocks 60s & 70s styles like a pro!
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Baker of fancy overpriced cupcakes
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Vermin extermin! also known as a verminator
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I noticed her studded collar
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Professional tuffet sitter, eater of curds & whey
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Designer flea collars for myself, in some very nice colors and prints. I hope it helps!
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Suave, sophisticated, polite, and rich!
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Some very rare ancient Greek manuscripts detailing how to make the very best ever baklava.
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Organizer of angry mobs for hire.
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I realized he was taking me to Denny's and I'm and IHOP girl.
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She is always ready to listen, and only about half the time does she go and repeat what she heard. :D
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This guy? Oh, hail no! Unless he started to snore..
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I like how whenever you're really in trouble, he just appears and starts kicking *kitten*.
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Root beer milkshake
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no, but I would require him to make some punk rock noise, plus some of those punk facial expressions.
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Some colorful fun candy, like starburst or nerds.
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Yak butter to rub on my multitude of scars, leftover from my mercenary days.
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In charge of Trump supporter re-education camps, deep in the desert somewhere.
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Until he had the cameramen come out and told me he was with Dateline and this was a sting
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No, but I would find them a date. For a fee, of course.
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He tastes like pure hero!
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Electra
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Taking bites out of every chocolate in the box...
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Yes! She seems like the kind that would grab all the covers and kick you hard if you tried to take them back. :D
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Rehab counselor ...for cats ....on drugs
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He's the salt of the earth -- the kind of guy who would give you the shirt off his back. And his, pants, socks & underwear, too!
