My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He took me to Motel Hell
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She took me to the Hotel California....its such a lovely place but I heard you can never leave1
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She picked her nose.0
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During dinner she kept singing "Already Gone" by the Eagles.0
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There was an incident with a fork and water glass0
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she told me it was over0
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He told me I kiss exactly like his mother0
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She told me she didn't like my leopard heels. I raged0
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She punctured me with one of her pairs of heels 👠0
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Until I Told Her I Never Tried A Ketchip😆0
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Until I realized my date was a dude!0
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Until he had the cameramen come out and told me he was with Dateline and this was a sting0
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Until the sheriff arrived with the restraining order....0
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Until he was carted off in handcuffs and I was stuck with the bill0
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She introduced me to her 2 dozen cats 🐱0
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He forgot that TEQUILA IS NOT MY FRIEND! And I didn't remember the rest of the night after that.0
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I take all her tequila shots for her and also black out.1
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I realized he was taking me to Denny's and I'm and IHOP girl.0
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She made me walk the plank0
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I died0
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He died..
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I Found Out She Choked A Dude To Death
With A Chicken Bone 😬0 -
glgcam5150 wrote: »I Found Out She Choked A Dude To Death
With A Chicken Bone 😬
He wouldn't eat in front of me.. it was so weird..
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I wasn’t eating because I was choking to death! Now I’m a ghost. Thankfully, they have internet over here1
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I found out he was a ghost0
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She said I was too pale and reminded her of her ghost ex.0
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Until she asked to see MY abs!0
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He wouldn’t take off his shirt0
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We couldn't keep our hands off each other0
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She decided we should wrestle, in the middle of a super fancy restaurant, i was in a dress. Awkward1
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