My date with the person above me was going great until...

Bill9160

I found out he liked Australians

glgcam5150

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He found out I was Australian..

Wait Whut ..l Love Australians Sheilah😃🤟

danavelling

He found out I wasn’t Australian

Bill9160

She found my Just for Men

MzIrish

He told me there was no more Bailey's

glgcam5150

She Drank The Last Of Me Guinnies!

Bill9160

he got drunk and started making out with himself.

slimgirljo15

I caught him flirting with the waitress

MzIrish

She kept flirting with the guy at the next table

Bill9160

She sobered up

MzIrish

I sobered up

glgcam5150

Her Shepherd Cozied Up To Me
Before She Did😆

MzIrish

glgcam5150 wrote: »

Her Shepherd Cozied Up To Me
Before She Did😆

She usually bites first.
My dog would not leave the room, she's always on duty

Bill9160

Her dog made a doody in my car

ailsalw

I saw him pick it up with bare hands

bdgfn

She got that damn restraining order

Egger29

He closed the door to the Principal's Office

Bill9160

I found out his entire wardrobe consisted of superhero costumes

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He wouldn't role play for me.

Reckoner67

She insisted that I put on my wizard hat and robe

ailsalw

Wouldn’t stop playing with his wand

Reckoner67

She didn't appreciate my unique brand of "magic"

Bill9160

He couldn't stop talking about the good old days

katerwedo

He didn't have any good ole days

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She kept calling me old.

katerwedo

We had a disagreement over who was the better kisser

Bill9160

She always had to have the last word on everything

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She kept trying to kiss me and I couldn't finish my drink

katerwedo

She wouldn't stop drinking ling enough to have a conversation

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She wanted to actually talk.