My date with the person above me was going great until...

Bill9160

She was more interested in talking to @katerwedo

katerwedo

she always wanted to wrestle

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She preferred mud wrestling but I only wrestle in pudding.

Bill9160

She neglected to realize I wasn't a she

katerwedo

what date?

katerwedo

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »

She preferred mud wrestling but I only wrestle in pudding.

she was a sore loser

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She didn't like the pudding I tried to share with her.

katerwedo

Both of us thought we were the alpha .......and we both liked pudding too much!

danavelling

She wouldn’t quit throwing pudding at people

Egger29

She walked off with my dessert

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He followed some chick carrying pudding

Reckoner67

I got arrested for old warrants

slimgirljo15

He went to jail..

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She didn't agree to conjugal visits.

Bill9160

I found out she was a felon

slimgirljo15

The SWAT team crashed the restaurant and took him away.

Egger29

She took to out to dinner as part of a Sting Op

MzIrish

my dog bit you

Bill9160

she found out it was her dog being served on the Chinese buffet

AliNouveau

He took me to his favourite restaurant. A hot dog cart downtown

Egger29

She dissed the Union Station "Street Meat" vendor

MzIrish

He said he didn't like the Detroit Red Wings and he was a Sharks fan

Egger29

MzIrish wrote: »

He said he didn't like the Detroit Red Wings and he was a Sharks fan

She couldn't have been more wrong about my sports allegiances

Bill9160

he had other allegiances

katerwedo

I realized he was was wearing a Star Trek shirt.....and thought it was cool

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She didn't like it when I wore shirts.

katerwedo

she was always trying to get my clothes off

terrordawg

She was getting too frisky with the other ladies!

rayraymarq8

She saw me watching the other ladies getting frisky

Bill9160

He only wanted to eat Little Friskies