My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He bit me.. like really hard, it hurt 😢😔0
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I found out she didn't actually have a basement.
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She wouldn't let me eat her0
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He claimed he could throw me OVER the bonfire. Yeah right.....1
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I found out her mother was 10 years younger than me!0
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I found out he wasn't Scarlett Johansson's younger sister...as he claimed! Damn catfish!0
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He ate catfish at every meal and insisted that I did as well...0
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he only "cooked" using the microwave0
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She wouldn't trade clothes with me
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She wouldn't give me any clothes claiming they were all "dirty"1
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he said pineapple didn't belong on pizza0
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she would only eat frozen pizzas0
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He claimed to have lost his wallet.0
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We got arrested for stealing a wallet
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He had weird wrinkly hands0
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He asked me out for a second date0
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He wouldn’t take his sunglasses off1
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She said, "I have to go now, my date's here"0
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He was dating some other guy's girl0
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She hit on the club bouncer0
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He was obsessed with bouncy houses0
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She got us thrown in the big house1
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She went all Irish Catholic on me and said no sexy time unless we plan on having kids.0
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She went all Irish Catholic on me and said no sexy time unless we plan on having kids.
He didn't like Boondock Saints-
And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.2 -
She got too excited that I LOVE Boondock Saints.0
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He kept insisting I stroke his chin beard0
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He wouldn’t stroke my chin beard0
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Her chin beard wasn't part of her halloween costume0
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