My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Until we found out great could get even greater...0
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He took me to his most favourite place on earth...Best Buy0
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She still had rotary phones in her house0
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He flirted with the waiter0
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She stuck her finger in my food0
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She punched the server after she accidentally stuck her finger in her food, even after she offered to replace the dish.0
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It's kinda hard to get food in my mouth when it's closed...😂
She is a master of the obvious, and lets everyone know it0 -
he wouldn't stop talking in cliches.0
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He wouldn't stop talking.0
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He wanted me to speak exclusively in Pig Latin1
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I couldn't understand what she was saying.0
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he never understood me0
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he started speaking in pig latin0
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She chewed with her mouth open0
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She had shocking gas0
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her damn pet kangaroo punched me in the face
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he always wore too much makeup0
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She found out I wear socks to bed
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He wanted me to wear his socks in bed0
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She put my socks on her ears0
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He came back from the bathroom in all black and goth makeup revealing his nighttime identity0
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She declared her undying love for me and asked me to marry her0
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Until she said yes to the above posters marriage proposal0
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Until she took me to a non alcoholic bar!0
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She got "drunk" off of diet coke and started dancing on the table.... claiming the bubbles go straight to her head.....0
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till her ex showed up0
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There was a flash and he was gone1
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