My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He wanted me to speak exclusively in Pig Latin1
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I couldn't understand what she was saying.0
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he never understood me0
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he started speaking in pig latin0
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She chewed with her mouth open0
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She had shocking gas0
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her damn pet kangaroo punched me in the face
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he always wore too much makeup0
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She found out I wear socks to bed0
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He wanted me to wear his socks in bed0
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She put my socks on her ears0
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He came back from the bathroom in all black and goth makeup revealing his nighttime identity0
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She declared her undying love for me and asked me to marry her0
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Until she said yes to the above posters marriage proposal0
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Until she took me to a non alcoholic bar!0
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She got "drunk" off of diet coke and started dancing on the table.... claiming the bubbles go straight to her head.....0
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till her ex showed up0
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There was a flash and he was gone1
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