My date with the person above me was going great until...

johnw83

thats cool lol how are u hun

AliNouveau

he confused me for someone he knows

mudknuckles

She ignored our safe word

Mr_Healthy_Habits

He always wanted to play it safe

slimgirljo15

I told him I was pregnant

Bill9160

she said that I wasn't the father

Mr_Healthy_Habits

His Daddy issues surfaced

Ransom_G

He pulled up to the restaurant and started speaking into a loud speaker.

terrordawg

He started belching the alphabet after dinner

back_in_black

Until it wasn't...

AliNouveau

Until he got up and went home

slimgirljo15

She talked with her mouth full of food.

Valerie_Wood_VT

She tried to get us a discount on dinner by flashing her cleavage.

terrordawg

She handed me her kid to babysit before heading out on her actual date

Ransom_G

Her husband came home.

slimgirljo15

He passed out.. too much beer

Tommy7570

My glass eye fell out

slimgirljo15

His glass eye fell in my drink

Tommy7570

I thought you said it was your eye glass?

slimgirljo15

mthompson7570 wrote: »

I thought you said it was your eye glass?

:laugh:

He dipped his glass eye in my drink and sucked on it

Tommy7570

And I thought I had got away with it until I swallowed it...

slimgirljo15

We had to call the ambulance because he was choking on his eyeball

Tommy7570

But she was so sweet holding my hand at the hospital whilst the doc retrieved it.

Bill9160

It turned out his glass eye was really just a marble he found lying in the ground

mudknuckles

He tried to sell me something he called a "beard tickle'

slimgirljo15

I caught him tickling some guys beard

Mr_Healthy_Habits

She pulled off my beard

Bill9160

He took me to an organic vegan restaurant

MzIrish

he knocked me into the water off the boat when he was fighting a big fish ... he said it was going to put him into 1st place.

Bill9160

she said there were bigger fish in the sea