My date with the person above me was going great until...

katerwedo

she confuses she and he ....among other things

epr31295

She always put on porn and wanted me to do the same!

katerwedo

he was too into porn .....the animal kind

epr31295

Her sense of adventure was watching picture in picture TV

katerwedo

he showed up

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He always wanted closed captioning on when we watched TV

katerwedo

she kept stepping on my toes

back_in_black

She was wearing crocs

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She kept trying to trip me

katerwedo

It was a constant battle.....and she was a bad kisser

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She was kissing someone else

epr31295

I started sharing my feeling and she kept saying Blah Blah Blah!

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Bill9160

until the beans kicked in...🤭

slimgirljo15

Till he started to do his magic Mike impersonation.. it didn't go well

dcarjunkie

LOL, Until she started talking about marriage and having kids... 😆

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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Until she...oh, never mind. It was great - she's an awesome date!

Reckoner67

...never showed up because she was on some other awesome date

katerwedo

It was all going well until he opened his mouth

jase0495

Till she ordered a salad at a steak bar

tinak33

he kept trying to order for me

katerwedo

till he put ketchup on his steak

katerwedo

All he did was eat

tinak33

damnit, someone put ketchup on my pizza and I didn't get any steak!

katerwedo

we kissed each other breathless and then fought over the last piece of bacon

tinak33

he kept asking me where I got the bacon.....

katerwedo

It was always about the bacon

tinak33

she showed up in her wrestling outfit and said "let's do this!"

Ransom_G

She escaped her restraints