My date with the person above me was going great until...

epr31295

I noticed how many Fred tattoos she had and these were the viewable to anyone!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He thought he was Fred Flintstone

katerwedo

she just wouldn't stop kissing me

tinak33

she wouldn't stop kissing someone else.

katerwedo

we just kept kissing and kissing and kissing and kissing .....

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

I couldn't talk to her because she kept kissing me

epr31295

I noticed she had many different colors of lipstick on! So i wonder who and how many times she has been kissing?

katerwedo

he showed up

ailsalw

She stopped showing up

epr31295

She showed up with weapons!

ailsalw

He didn’t realise when I said I had guns I meant my arms 💪🏼

back_in_black

Wasn't into my idea of "gun control"

katerwedo

he liked her 💪💪 better than he liked mine

back_in_black

She'd never let me see her guns

tinak33

he kept asking to see my guns

katerwedo

he was only into my guns

ailsalw

She kept showing me her buns

kindalikevelma

ailsalw wrote: »

She kept showing me her buns

She told the waiter we didn’t need a refill on the chips and salsa.

katerwedo

she was a bad kisser

justinewillcutyou

She told me I couldn’t wear my slippers to dinner

THS2HASPASSED

she went barefoot to dinner. I didn't break up with her though.. I gave her a foot rub instead

Hotspur11

he ate with his hands after giving @justinewillcutyou a foot rub

slimgirljo15

He wore a maroon Jersey out to dinner

Reckoner67

She complimented my choice of jersey, and I realized I wasn't wearing one, and that I was hallucinating again

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He refused to wear a shirt because he said his back hair was basically a sweater

back_in_black

She hated my puffy shirt

terrordawg

He didn’t WANNA be a pirate!

tinak33

she kept trying to make me wear an eye patch....

back_in_black

She wore an eye patch, but NOT over her eye.

bigbandjohn

She told me she wasn't the girl in the gif...