My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He couldn't tie a decent knot1
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When she invited the waiter home to make her breakfast in bed I knew she was not that into me!1
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He refused to liven things up in bed0
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She installed restraints on the bed1
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He chewed the food for me to make it easier for me to swallow...0
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He wanted me to swallow...
...chewed food
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She wouldn't1
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He stayed in his car for hours in the driveway saying just one more song!0
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His 3 wives showed up
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She cut up her spaghetti moodles0
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I was worried 😟 about her eating moodles? Is this a type of animal? Are these some type of food that effects mood?0
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He sneezed in my soup 🤮1
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She laid down on the table, knocking everything off in dramatic fashion0
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She thought everything I said was an overreaction.0
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Refused to wear matching pjs with me
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She insisted I wear a unicorn onesie0
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He stole my unicorn onesie0
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She didn't like the placement of the unicorn horn.0
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Apple jacks0
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Ran out of milk.0
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Wouldn’t go buy me any milk1
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I drink it straight from the tap haha1
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At least the date was going great.
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lipstickjungle63 wrote: »
I couldn’t resist lol0 -
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He kept sneezing in random strangers' soup bowls0
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when she got up to use the restroom she dragged the chair instead of lifting it!
I was on my way to lift it for her but she couldn't wait!0 -
Fred was his true love0
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She wouldn't stop talking about the guy she lost to Fred0
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