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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited March 2018
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    She was ashamed of my eco paper saving goals.. and it was my sleeve, not my hand.
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
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    She stole my jumper cos hers was covered in boogers
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She was a nice girl; even lent me her jumper. However, when she offered her pants, things got awkward.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She wanted to borrow my underwear
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    edited March 2018
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    she spent our date money on QVC buying teddy bears and nightgowns
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    It was nighties, and I wanted to look good for you!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She was too high class for me. Wouldn't accept my QVC offering
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    She tried to push her QVC on me, and I only shop at Walmart!
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
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    i laid down to nap and kept getting scratched by something
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    she was not into my kind of foreplay
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Her idea of foreplay included puppets. Really creepy puppets!
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    edited March 2018
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    He was just mad cause my puppets were not anatomically correct. Said he couldnt handle the not knowing of the gender identity.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    I found out she was too comfy passing gas on our first date..and not talking silencers!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He was obsessed with the cult classic Puppetmaster movies
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    too obsessed with our waiter. I can pour water, too!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He didn't like anything on the menu. He stomped his feet on the ground, then folded his arms and wouldn't talk to me or the waiter. I said, "if you don't straighten up right now, we are leaving mister." Somebody got a big time out that night.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She showed up with a 61 page contract I had to get signed and notarized before I would be able to request a goodnight kiss.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    After receiving a standard dating contract, he failed to make a duplicate original... one for both of our records.

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