My date with the person above me was going great until...
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And I thought I had got away with it until I swallowed it...1
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We had to call the ambulance because he was choking on his eyeball0
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But she was so sweet holding my hand at the hospital whilst the doc retrieved it.1
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It turned out his glass eye was really just a marble he found lying in the ground0
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He tried to sell me something he called a "beard tickle'1
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I caught him tickling some guys beard0
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She pulled off my beard0
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He took me to an organic vegan restaurant0
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he knocked me into the water off the boat when he was fighting a big fish ... he said it was going to put him into 1st place.0
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she said there were bigger fish in the sea0
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He flirted with my mum..
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She flirted with MY mum! 😭1
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I felt the handcuffs go on0
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He left in handcuffs1
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She wouldn't let me put the handcuffs on her0
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He pulled a badge
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He pulled a hamstring1
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He pulled away and left me standing at the curb1
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he told me he didnt like football or hockey0
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