My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    She wouldn't give me any clothes claiming they were all "dirty"
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    he said pineapple didn't belong on pizza
  • AmyC2288
    AmyC2288 Posts: 386 Member
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    she would only eat frozen pizzas
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He claimed to have lost his wallet.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    We got arrested for stealing a wallet :D
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He had weird wrinkly hands
  • ale5manos
    ale5manos Posts: 124 Member
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    He asked me out for a second date
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
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    He wouldn’t take his sunglasses off
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She said, "I have to go now, my date's here"
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    He was dating some other guy's girl
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
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    She hit on the club bouncer
  • AmyC2288
    AmyC2288 Posts: 386 Member
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    He was obsessed with bouncy houses
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    She got us thrown in the big house
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She went all Irish Catholic on me and said no sexy time unless we plan on having kids.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    edited November 2018
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    epr31295 wrote: »
    She went all Irish Catholic on me and said no sexy time unless we plan on having kids.

    He didn't like Boondock Saints-
    And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
  • rayraymarq8
    rayraymarq8 Posts: 246 Member
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    She got too excited that I LOVE Boondock Saints.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    He kept insisting I stroke his chin beard
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
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    He wouldn’t stroke my chin beard
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Her chin beard wasn't part of her halloween costume

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