My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He died.. choked on a bone0
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I Found Out She Choked A Dude To Death
With A Chicken Bone 😬0 -
glgcam5150 wrote: »I Found Out She Choked A Dude To Death
With A Chicken Bone 😬
He wouldn't eat in front of me.. it was so weird..0 -
I wasn’t eating because I was choking to death! Now I’m a ghost. Thankfully, they have internet over here1
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I found out he was a ghost0
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She said I was too pale and reminded her of her ghost ex.0
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Until she asked to see MY abs!0
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He wouldn’t take off his shirt0
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We couldn't keep our hands off each other0
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She decided we should wrestle, in the middle of a super fancy restaurant, i was in a dress. Awkward1
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the devil showed up with a golden fiddle and was like "Hey yo, wanna wager your soul?"0
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He sold his soul for a fiddle and didn't even know how to play!1
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She woke up...0
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Her Babies Father
Came Back In The Picture
And I Was Happy For Her
And Bowed Out 🙂0 -
He hit on the waitress0
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I fell off the table1
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She fell off the table and broke my golden fiddle, which I had just probably overpaid for (especially since I have no idea how to play a fiddle)0
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I discovered he was way too unforgiving.0
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...I discovered I was way too unforgiving0
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he forgave me all my sins....i didn't know I had sinned but apparently he knew.1
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