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I thought you might know.
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Tell her things to make her happy
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The crushing part that is. The rolling over in bed part is perfectly acceptable.
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Impossible
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...and I meant it
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Shadowy maiden of temptation
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Do you think it could help find my soul?
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...as you should be. @loverunningx sorry dude.
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Ouch. If I catch you...
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I can barely see the phone in your mirror selfie.
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It's there. Dig deeper.
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...but is that a 'yes'?
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Combo gwyneth paltrow and Bridget Fonda
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What? And ruin that pretty smile?
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dude, find a shirt
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It's there. You just have to feel around for it.
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chocolate covered cream puffs
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Wow. She really gets me.
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She wants yer soul dude
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Guns and potato skins
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If that's your preference then of course.
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The panties of a middle aged circus chimpanzee.
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Now why would I want to crush this person? She seems very nice.
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Amy Weinhouse pre anorexia
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@Egger29 a ball of yarn soaking in a pool of elephant sweat. (sorry @lulufit5 , you're still my cantaloupe.) (... or honeydew)
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Um, only if you want me to be.
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eh, not feelin it.
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Jack LeLanne?
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The above poster is a cartoon.
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Makes her living driving midgets to velcro conventions.
