jo_madre Member

How do you mean

Ohhh... ...sexy "I Voted" campaign going on here. Who else voted today?

Billy Baldwin

"I like smiling. It's my favorite."

Wait my turn. ...for coffee.

Easy. Just lay front side down on the floor and then push myself off of the floor with my arms.

@jenmar22 Intensity

Pretty sure she could handle herself.

Disaster

I like her pose. Confident, happy and relaxed.

Cleaver... ...I mean Clever!

50 pushups

Read Over Memo's Extensive Oppression MORDOR Ah, dang the time machine Ever Leave Every Cat Tangled?

Meh

On the job accident at a strip club.

sideways. ...or anti-gravitational.

Parade Princess

I'd farm that soul

Kept posting in the wrong forum

There was something odd in the way she scratched her big toe after going for long walks across hot coals on nights when dark whispers floated through the doorway on winds of cold courage that could only be mustered by those who find happiness in rolling downhill on days of boundless questioning.

Ran off with the neighbor's dog

Janitor

Flowers give me hay fever.

She's toast

What better way to collect souls as compensation for my own personal lacking of such things?

I could but my guess is I would lose on purpose.

Only so I can laugh at drowning people as would be expected from someone with no soul.

Happy Dancer

Always in my line while I'm working at McDonald's

Professional Macarena dancer.