We broke up because...
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Gave me all the coffee and took all the beer.0
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Didn't supply pizza with the beer0
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She never let me have a safe word.0
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He forgot the safe word ..sorry I hurt you sweetie
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she was too rough0
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She wasn't rough enough0
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my biceps were bigger than his!
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She always had the Blues and was bringing me down!0
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Called me Cujo and wanted me to bark in bed0
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too blue! couldn't take it anymore!0
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Her legs were smoother than mine.0
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He came out of the closet0
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She licked me in the fliset
Lol! Stupid phone!
She locked me in the closet!0 -
She didn't have the stamina0
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I wasn't a priority for him.0
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She was gender confused0
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She thought I was an on-call poolboy.0
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He said I was too thin ! BMI of 20-21 is fine. His loss !!0
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She was always showing off her BMI and called me a fatty!0
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She was down on herself0
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Flowers give me hay fever.0
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Liked the neighbors dog0
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Ran off with the neighbor's dog0
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Used to be Joanne0
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Didn't like my name0
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We got too sweaty0
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Always wanted to wrestle0
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There was something odd in the way she scratched her big toe after going for long walks across hot coals on nights when dark whispers floated through the doorway on winds of cold courage that could only be mustered by those who find happiness in rolling downhill on days of boundless questioning.0
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Was bad at tongue wrestling0
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MsMarvel23 wrote: »Was bad at tongue wrestling
Kept posting in the wrong forum0
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