We broke up because...
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Would never stroke me kitty ..0
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She was obsessed by my kitty0
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Every time she wanted me to play with her kitty she was talking about her cat0
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Couldn't read my signals0
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Mean as a rattlesnake0
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Always had to fight for her attention0
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always needed attention0
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I gave him diabetes.... He died. It was sad.
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You should have seen her murder that pizza, it was horrific. I couldn't walk into that kitchen ever again.0
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Said we could never eat pizza again..deal breaker ..0
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Because I'm eating pizza as we speak. Figured, if I'm gonna go through a breakup might as well enjoy myself, as I do0
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She kept ordering sardines on our pizza.... Yuck!0
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He said yuck everytime I wanted him to try something new..0
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She liked bringing oatmeal to bed0
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He shot me with his arrows0
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She called out "Keanu" in her sleep one too many times!0
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she wanted me to scream to her KEANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUIIIIIIII UUUUIIIIII YYYYAAAAAYYYYYY0
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She wanted to trade sunglasses,
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he wanted to buy me cheap sunglasses0
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She didn't like mine cause of the prescription0
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he was too blind for me.... always losing his glasses and I had to spend at least an hour looking for them everyday0
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She hid them and laughed at me for tripping over everything0
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(that would be completely true.. its pretty funny)
he didn't think my jokes were funny0 -
StrongAndHealthyMommy wrote: »(that would be completely true.. its pretty funny)
he didn't think my jokes were funny
She thought she was funny but wasn't , she was just another pretty face0 -
wanted me to have boobs surgery because he got bored of my pretty face0
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Haha I was only allowed to look at her pretty face , no touching0
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