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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    Why did he always keep a hammer tucked into his belt? Weird right and reason to break up
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited November 2015
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    He was a tool :o
    And wouldn't scare raccoons away
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She was mean to the exterminator
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    He cluttered up the bathroom
  • Jess1989ica
    Jess1989ica Posts: 2,391 Member
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    He didn't like my friends
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She had prettier hair than me and I got jealous!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    She made me get rid of the backyard raccoons
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    She wanted to keep raccoons as pets!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    He stole my egg salad
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Lets call it what it was.... She wanted to eat the raccoons.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    He got swept away by another
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Lets call it what it was.... She wanted to eat the raccoons.

    This raccoon could feed a family it was so huge
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I misunderstood and thought she was talking about my Azz!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She thought everything was about her "Azz". Ok Kim Kardashian... Its not
  • Jess1989ica
    Jess1989ica Posts: 2,391 Member
    edited November 2015
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    He didn't like my big azz
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    I would have to pull two chairs out for her to sit down when we went out to eat.
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    He never wanted to eat out.... :o because he was embarrassed of my azz.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    I was jealous of her dark hair
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
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    She decided to break up with me because I was going to busy with a new job, and she couldn't bear waiting around for me. Maybe in the future I will have more time!
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Nograce80 wrote: »
    She decided to break up with me because I was going to busy with a new job, and she couldn't bear waiting around for me. Maybe in the future I will have more time!

    And we'll get married?!?!

    But yeah we broke up because she chose her job over me :disappointed:
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
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    The plumbing was incorrect

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