FitandFab33 Member

I was in a long-term relationship, engaged, resulting in a baby (now almost 11 months old) and the end of said relationship. I haven't dated/been on the market for 5+ years. Considering I'm 26- not much dating experience...

Again- I HAAAAVE a baby. Not trying to make a new one. Practice is cool though. Just no babies.

I once was a sous chef and I have GREAT dental hygiene... (google semen: phosphorus and zinc, teeth) hah.

I'm "sold" on her for her pic. Not her salary. I have my own cash :-)

For good measure and entertainment- it's open temporarily. If the creepers get excessively creepy- down it goes

Sold, girl. Body shots to celebrate.

hahaha- I HAVE a baby. Not trying to jump a guy and make a new one on the incline bench. Althoughhhhhhhh.... hmmmmm...

I'm independently wealthy... and only drive in full-rhinestone sunglasses so I blind the other drivers. Absolutely rap video appropriate. I've got him beat. :laugh:

Oh Taunto, the chivalry is so overwhelming. There should be a "swoon" thing. hahaha

Where's 00sarah when I need her?!? "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. and I'm like: Don't even think about it. I don't share my ice cream. Also, this is a private residence and you are all trespassing"

:flowerforyou: Nevermind, guys. I think I'll just do my damndest to woo Iulia.

Again.. the parallelism on which this thread is established was obviously lost in translation. sigh.

It's the abundance of genius like this that makes me glad we're friends. :-)

While I'm serious about rejoining the dating world- I certainly don't NEED a bf. The title (and frankly the post) is a direct result of the "Looking for a gf" thread. ETA: I figured I would just kill two birds with one stone and get some dating advice on the fly.

Where do you think this post came from? :laugh:

Yeah- I'd be cool with the same. Working on it. :-)

I also want this.

I want my body... just about 8% less body fat. That's what I have to work with, and I'm thankful for it. Inspirational figures? Sure- Amanda Latona and Vlatka Dragic.

I love laying by a pool and drinking beer all day during the summer. But alas.. that won't be happening.

Hahaha- I have some more deliciousness planned for dinner- I can't blow my day on a burrito :-)

Rack of lamb. Deliciousness.

I'm 26- so 24-40s (I say 40s because at that point it really depends on the individual and how they wear/act their age etc)

I didn't have hips until I had the mini (he's 10 months now)... you don't look like you're holding excess fat in your hips- as PPs pointed out, you look like a pretty ideal pear. Strength training to tighten things up if you're really unhappy with your body comp, but you look great to me!

Look at me, missing the point. *shocking*

I haven't- must be because I'm too close to 22. :-)

Advise away!

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That was me doof! :-)

I'm just here to date. Where's the dating advice? :-) 18 or 80- I'll listen to them all. I can't possibly do any worse.

Wait- where is this and where can I sign up?