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You have great skin and a nice face. Grow them out.

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This is why we can't have nice things.

I'm trying to decide which is worse: the fact that I heard that song twice on my drive home last night OR that I was rickrolled by my freakin boyfriend this morning via my phone alarm.

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OH! That's what I'm doing wrong. Noted.

I would like to hear some D made into muzak. That or Flight of the Conchords. I think it ALL sounds bad. Those would be entertaining, at least.

I'll be sure to keep an eye on my 5'10" swinger boyfriend.

What's that song about the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?

So you try to play it off like you think you can By saying that you're full And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"

I like my partners alive, thanks.

Mostly I hate it when my body rubs against itself.

'Fraid so.

Now I have MC Chris in my head. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCC6834cg7Y&feature=kp WERK that pizza butt.

PM me if you have specific questions. I'm a Colon Hydrotherapist. You're not going to get unbiased information in the forums, or from me. But at least I know what I'm talking about.

There is no USDA Recommended daily allowance for sex. Sorry guys and gals.

All the happiness for you <3

Good for you for taking care of yourself. Wonderful that the medical professionals for talking to you about food and habits before drugs. +1 for faith in humanity.

I was walking downtown with a couple friends after leaving a bar. I had just returned from Mexico, I was quite tan and my hair was very long. A man yelled to me, "I believe in mermaids!" I will never forget it.

The thing about this relationship pattern is that you are the one in the center of it. There IS something about you that attracts controlling partners or develops patterns of power and control within romantic relationships. Of course that does not absolve anyone of fault or responsibility, it simply acknowledges that both…

When I was 10 years old, I went to visit my Dad over summer vacation. He takes one look at me after not having seen me since the previous summer and said, "You're going to have trouble with your thighs."

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You are fortunate to have had someone like that in your life. Someone you miss.